It’s like a square pizza. Utter abomination.
On that note, my mum used to make a saturday lunch treat that was bacon, egg, cheese all mixed together, chucked on a toasted crumpet and grilled. Fuckin amazing.
Crumpets have an inherent problem that you need to toast them twice or risk upsetting your highly refined regular toast setting.
Ewww.
ftfy
Get a new toaster.
With a crumpet setting.
Might see what the ‘frozen’ button does, for a non-frozen item.
I can always press the emergency ‘cancel’ button, but that does seem a bit drastic.
Crumpet setting… fuck me.
Under the grill or die.
Neanderthal…
Small appliance pansy
Easy tiger. Bordering on homophobic slurs right there.
Reputable resource Urban Dictionary confirms that I have cast aspersions on your manliness without questioning your sexuality… I think
Urban dictionary can get fucked.
Well its not in Rogets fucking Thesaurus, is it??
English muffins > crumpets
Oh my god
Agreed.
english muffins are english muffins; crumpets are crumpets.
you don’t make eggs bene with crumpets, do you??
Eggs benedict with english muffins, while traditional, is nowhere near as good as turkish bread.