4.4kg crumpet

It’s like a square pizza. Utter abomination.

On that note, my mum used to make a saturday lunch treat that was bacon, egg, cheese all mixed together, chucked on a toasted crumpet and grilled. Fuckin amazing.

Crumpets have an inherent problem that you need to toast them twice or risk upsetting your highly refined regular toast setting.

Ewww.

ftfy

Get a new toaster.

With a crumpet setting.

Might see what the ‘frozen’ button does, for a non-frozen item.
I can always press the emergency ‘cancel’ button, but that does seem a bit drastic.

Crumpet setting… fuck me.

Under the grill or die.

Neanderthal…

Small appliance pansy

Easy tiger. Bordering on homophobic slurs right there.

Reputable resource Urban Dictionary confirms that I have cast aspersions on your manliness without questioning your sexuality… I think

Urban dictionary can get fucked.

Well its not in Rogets fucking Thesaurus, is it??

English muffins > crumpets

Oh my god

Agreed.

english muffins are english muffins; crumpets are crumpets.
you don’t make eggs bene with crumpets, do you??

Eggs benedict with english muffins, while traditional, is nowhere near as good as turkish bread.