4.4kg crumpet

And McDonalds have barstardised a McCrumpet yet…

Well they probably have somewhere…

I would like to believe turkish bread is somewhere in the middle ground between crumpet and english muffin.

I’m not debating that turkish bread is better than or comparable to muffins/crumpets per se, merely that I like eggs benedict better when made with turkish bread…

Take this silly discussion elsewhere- the bike is schweeet

What bike?

only thing sweet in this thread is crumpets with honey…mmmmmmmmmmmm… (and ultra violent crumble)

Crumpets under the grill was a bit silly

Yeh, too much work, and takes too long.

My parents alternated between crumpets and English muffins indiscriminately. I would get so cut when they came home with muffins.

Crumpets > muffins

How the fuck did I miss this thread?

I don’t really like crumpets though. More of an old English muffin man.

Personally… I prefer a bagel.

Why don’t you stick your English muffins in your smelly shoes?

Is that a euphemism?

What you do with your English muffins is between you and the True Confessions thread.

I asked shellac how they like their crumpets when they came through Brisbane. They had never heard of them.

omg worst band ever

$10,000 to have the bidon cage installed on the right tube.

Hahahahahahaha.

Seriously it’s easy
Crumpet=honey
Muffin=jam

Raisin toast = butter and vegemite

believe