Boring Confessions

Wait. You used a cubicle next to one that was occupied?

It was the only available cubicle. I thought that was clear.

Yelled at a driver this morning while riding. Full on, window down, 25kph suburban screamer…
What’s your problem…
You were too close…
F you. You don’t even pay rego
F you. Yes I do, I have a car
F you. You’re not paying it now
You’re a f’ing idiot that’s not how rego works
F you I have three mates that ride
… Etc etc…

On reflection, the dude didn’t deserve it really. Admittedly I still think he’s a moron, but I was being a wanker too and he wasn’t even really ‘that’ close. Just close enough to annoy me into swearing at him.

i did that once, and then an hour later he walked into the office for a meeting with our CEO. turns out he was the real estate agent for our building… lol.

This is the boring confessions thread.

Soz for the unintended excitement. Seems I’m just upsetting everyone this morning :roll_eyes:

yeh soz nowhere near boring enough.

Today I thought I had turned on the coffee machine before walking the dog, but turned out I had not.

I regularly spell ‘genius’ incorrectly.

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I haven’t ever been able to type ‘the’. It always comes out ‘teh’. Also frequently type a semi-colon when what I really want is an apostrophe.