Boring Confessions

should probably confess i’m also pretty bored of the majority of short rides around my place.

That’s a confession of boredom, not a boring confession. Or maybe it’s both.

it’s definitely both.

Goes straight in the bin here. One of those no-junk-mail stickers would be good…but we know the lady that hikes up our street to deliver and we know why she does it - I don’t have the hard-enough-heart to put the sticker on.

i still turn my ginger beer can upside down.

I knife with my left hand and fork my my right hand.

(And I mean that in a civilised way, not Clockwork Orange.)

I believe its called eurohand…

me too.

same. mum calls it ‘cacky-handed’.

eurohand all the things. i’m going to eurohandshake all the foa’s from now on.

S’ok you can take me on them soon enough, that’ll bring you some excitement when you send me down a road the wrong direction, or tell me to turn left when I should turn right. Oh the lols you’ll have.

I forgot to wear my helmet on the school pickup today

Had some salad and bread roll for lunch

= bad dad… could you feel the judgement of other parents?

Had surf & turf at the Altona RSL tonight

This is living…

I just read
this whole fucking thread.

but I suppose the rhyme makes it non-boring.

I used my oveja negra 1/2 frame bag to pick up two croissants from the local bakery this morning.

I couldn’t give less of a shit about the Maygregor McWeather fight tomorrow.

I took sleeping tablets instead of ibuprofen this morning by mistake.