Will Contador have to give back his prize money? What if he already porterhouse with it?
He’ll just have to cutlet his losses if they ban him.
Took me a minute…
It will be interesting if he is forced to hand back his jerseys.
if thats in refenrence to jersey cows, then bravo…
I’ll be honest in saying that I’ve been stewing about a contribution to this pun thread all morning and that was the best I could muster.
I’m really just hoping this doesn’t affect CUDdles…
Quite right… the theory is he’ll be able to ride better in the tour as he won’t have tenderloins.
That theory is getting around: I heard it through the bovine.
Winner
Innocent till proven guilty ya bastards… 
Weiner?
na, he blew it all on one of these
No, if I wanted to say Weiner I would have said Weiner. Don’t make me Kransky!
Don’t talk to me like that. What am I, chopped liver?
This thread has me in stitches, ive been sitting here in fear that someone will bust my chops for not obeying the internet usage policy
s’pose we’re all steakholders in how this turns out
Watch your tongue, you stupid cud.
Your rudeness is making me sick to my stomachs.
Sorry, I should apologise… I am being completely offal.
he might invoke the Nuremburger defense