Cousin Balki's Melbourne Rant Thread.

i bet nikcee is secretly pleased so he can practise dismounts. tradies will probs call the police

Only semi-related but I saw a deliveroo rider on CityLink last weekend. Earphones in, looking down at his phone while he crossed the merging zone of an on-ramp.

Darwin Award territory if you ask me.

I have this very post on here a while back, deliveroo riders, women on basket bikes, students the lot.
Either ride the footpath or take a parallel side street, it’s just crazy I would never even though I have every right too.

I did ride up hoddle a few times when I first moved here but not far and all pre 6am on a Saturday but now I know my way around better.

I saw one this arvo riding with an arm in a sling…

The drag south down Punt Road from Richmond can be fun since it’s good for about 75ks an hour… not in peak hour obviously though

Yeah I’ve had fun on there pre-dawn before. I know cyclists have the right, but it’s f^&*ing stupid and honesty I think it’s selfish. Like as a driver I have the right to barrel down tiny side streets at 40km/h but I don’t because it’s stupid. Anyway I think I have made my point.

I was driving along Merri Parade at the part where a bike path runs parallel.
And a guy still decided riding on the road with his toddler in the bike seat was a better option than the path.

The road is rather narrow, and even though I had no problem waiting behind while oncoming cars were coming, I’m sure many others wouldn’t, and would pass rather close to his handlebars trying to squeeze through the gaps.

Just ride on the path mate.

For those that know of him, Angry Green Ford Man got rear ended last night along Royal Pde. Split Rear bar, side panel damage. Couple of cop cars in attendance too…

I don’t know of him but I feel like there are AGFM stories…?

Thought I’d throw this up - Police looking for a bike thief targeting apartment garages:

This story was relayed to me by a friend.

Riding along La Trobe and a car came too close, saw that the driver was texting.
Pull up next to the car at the lights - Vic Police officer in full uniform.
Knock on the window and say “Hey mate, were you texting and driving?”
Driver yells “I was on the fucking bluetooth, dickhead”.
Respond “Full uniform, swearing and breaking the law. Real professional”.
Wasn’t happy.

Deserves some kind of bravery award. Is there a VC for cyclists? I be afraid to say anything.

so i finally got around to looking into my insurance, seems AAMI do actually offer the best price for the highest agreed value (which is still way below what the car is worth IMO). tried another couple of ‘reputable’ insurance companies and all are slightly cheaper, but are way worse in terms of what they’ll actually insure it for as an ‘agreed’ price.

buying a good quality older car is apparently pretty shit when it comes to insurance coz the majority are in shit condition.

Absolute peak hour is the only time I would ride on Punt, as usually you can lane split the whole way and not disrupt the flow.
Otherwise, side streets 4eva!

Have you looked at Shannons or similar? Even RACV has a Classic insurance section that may be able to help you out depending on where you store the car and km’s completed each year. You will probably pay a slight premium from these ‘boutique’ insurance companies.

didn’t look at Shannons et al, moccos, have always found them to be more expensive in the past, so didn’t check this time round.

i’ve gotta ride from brunswick to docklands today, is royal parade still a clusterfuck? will ride past the zoo & under the citylink if it is…?

clusterfuck for many more moons. like, years…

cruisy bike path it is.

ta.

This is simply awful and I hope so much that it’s not someone from this community (or someone you know).
It shouldn’t happen in the first place, but I still hope you’re all safe and those you know are all safe too.

^ Fucking hell.

Damn :frowning: