Cousin Balki's Melbourne Rant Thread.

general public? this was bracksy’s baby. i don’t think a single member of the public was asked about this one. cos if they had we’d probably have a working stormwater reclamation program now.
at any rate, kinda hoping we have another ten year drought soon just so Bolt/Liberals/Deniers et al can choke on their stupidity and eat a fat dick at the same time.

also, i went for a ride on black saturday. didn’t think it was that hot…

today my instagram feed was full of pictures of the sunset, people lazing in parks, dudes wearing shorts.

and that was fucking awesome.

pity about all these carnts who think just cos it’s above 15º they can wear thongs in public.

This is Bracksy’s baby… You know the one that got drunk and crashed daddy’s car

Today, it was really hot at work, so I cut my jean legs off to make cut offs.

SUNS OUT.

Guns out.

For some reason the image of you cutting your jeans instantly made me think of this

Walking On Sunshine /w Lyrics - Katrina & The Waves - YouTube

That isn’t far off.

Then we all measured our biceps.

don’t forget the time “someone spiked his drink” and he went all todd mckenney in Lorne

how will you explain to your sister that she is getting shorts back rather than jeans?

She can join Team Jorts and race CX.
http://jortsmaterial.wordpress.com/

I rode to work in a jersey with mesh sides and a Ken Done inspired pattern. FGM.

I did this once in high school, but I did it whilst sitting in class and with a lack of attention typical of a teenage boy, so that when I stood up they were jagged like pirate shorts and uneven in length.

What a fucking cracker of a day. I think that’s the only time I’ve podiumed in an alleycat, now everyone is too fast. Such a bloody hot day. beers were excellent afterwards and going beach swimming at 2am was sweet too.

Does anyone remember that guy Heatseeker? I think this pic was by Spud.

Zion fork, def Spud.

Heatseeker is all about Thailand and hotted up scooters now bra.

holy shit, b-rad!

Nice guy that one, how I came in third behind him and TC still baffles me. Probably has to do with Andy hiding Johnny Pubes’ bike outside the Sofitel checkpoint haha

Traders fear bike lanes could roll businesses

Cyclists, the death of businesses all over Melbourne.

Do I dare read the comments before my next ride?

NO.

DON"T READ COMMENTS

That should actually be assumed.

wellington street doesn’t need those cpenhagen lanes.