Name: Simon (surprise, surprise)
Location: Brunswick
Bike: Ken Evans trip-tri (track), Colossi (ss), Pompetamine (geared), On One Inbred (geared), Soma Double Cross disc (gravel grinder/tourer/bikepacking/everything), GT trip-tri (flat bar roadie)
Beard: yeah but patchy, exists out of laziness mainly
ETC: bikepacking/touring/camping missions, mesengering, camera stuff, making/building stuff, horticulture stuff.
Name: Dan
Location: Brunswick
Bike: road, track, cx’s
Beard: was epic, but now clean shaved as of a day ago.
Name: Scott
Location: Coburg
Bike: commuter roadie with risorz and 11sp hub, 70s Peugeot (to be a tourer/wet weather bike), old Malvern Star tandem (WIP)
Beard: Usually stubble but working on a beard/moustache for uni exams
ETC: Uni student, like eating cake,watching Media Watch, want to try touring, will have the tandem finished for the Roobaix, this song:
Yes it’s amazing, quickly became our regular, gets pretty packed now that it’s well known, still worth it though, a really good place to chill… If you can find a seat
Name: Ben
Location: Melbourne, originally Darwin and about 10 years of hell in a costal town in NSW
Bike: Eddy Merckx Corsa Extra, Ken Evans Evolution, 2011 Bianchi Pista Via Condotti, Shitty Repco hard tail 80s style “mountain” bike that I built up to throw off trails.
Beard: I never reached puberty. One day maybe.
ETC: Coffee, Records, Cats, Linux, owning the best Media Server you have (n)ever used.
Name: Tom
Location: Melbourne
Bike: Rawland Stag, Surly Cross-Check, Salsa El Mariachi.
Etc: Dirt, techno, lisp
Post in the music thread more plz!
Name: Conor
Location: Brisbane
Bike: BMC SL01, Europa track, Hoffy track.
Beard: Sex Offender moustache.
Etc: Eating competitions, Trying to make the spiciest con carne possible.
I love the fact that you omitted the beard question entirely Tom 
From back in the day:
^ classic
Beard is self explanatory. I’m like a young Richard Stallman
You wear a tin foil hat?
ha!
Friday Night Lights?
Name: Kit
Location: Melbourne
Bike: GTB Track Bike, Eimei NJS Fixie, Kuwahara Road Bike, Cinelli/Raleigh Flatbar Road Bike, Concorde Aluminium Road Bike, Avanti Solo SS.
Beard: Usually
ETC: Beer, bikes, JDL admirer and UDL despiser, #messlife, occasionally make jewellery.
real name: _______________
Kit Ramsey.
Name: Michelle
Location: Brunswick
Bike: 2010 Mongoose Maurice, Focus Planet TR3, Felt F95
ETC: injuring myself so I never get to ride, beer, coffee
Welcome! Injuries aside - glad you ride.
Sure are a lot of Brunswick/Coburg riders here. Love it
Name: Nathan
Location: Heathmont
Bike: All City Big Block (inclusive of new dropouts…), Scott Addict R3, Felt TK3, Specialized SX Trail,
Beard: Luscious
ETC: Family - 3 daughters five and under, doesn’t leave time for much else! And music, playing, listening and watching.
Name: Shelby
Location: Perth
Bike: Currently just the one, Brian Rourke track bike. Gears soon, and also have an NJS project up my sleeve. N+1.
Beard: I’m a lady (though not a bearded one)
ETC: I like the outdoors, dogs, film photography, vegan food, books and London.