It's the pants!

If it’s a scallop why’s it flat?

Fritter is the only possible correct outcome here.

so an iced donut is a cake? but a non-iced isn’t??

and HMC, it’s a PARMI!

Also correct

^this.

And pants, the pants, pantsing – all bad.

Well according to the results so far of this little experiment. You are wrong.

You’re being trolled Liam. No-one thinks you’re right, it’s all a big conspiracy to build up your self esteem.

I KNEW IT!!!

this is of course incorrect

it’s ok hes from NZ…they have a whole dictionary of weird words over there that mean different things to the rest of the civilised world…

*Toastie pies

*not pants

It’s shit!
It’s the shit!

Just use the full phrase, with the rhyming adjective - “The Ants Pants”.

It’s from the same family of expressions as “The Ducks Nuts”, “The Cats Pyjamas”, or “The Bees Knees”. Without the adjective the expression is meaningless.

BBB nails it.

Bingo! Crazy how ‘the’ makes it a positive.

Anyway. I think I have enough info to say ‘in your face’ to the smug lord and his loyal disciples.

Surely “the smug lord” is a good thing here. Shoulda just called him “smug lord” it’s more negative.

I broke your flag on purpose.

It works for everything.

It’s the bomb
It’s a bomb

It’s the Trump
It’s trumps

Go back to where you came from.

Wut?