Missed Connections - Part VII

It’s in the mail, they were writing details down on notepads (because they were fining so many?). $200 or so I guess.

Today, tomorrow and two days later this month:
http://www.vicpolicenews.com.au/more-news/4910-police-patrol-cbd-on-bikes.html

This is a fucking outrage! Blakey doesn’t get fined!

This is what happens when you gloat about not getting caffeine withdrawals right?

it’s closer to $300. i got done last blitz, for a similarly serious crime.

I was told ~$190, but he didn’t sound sure.

Ace.

Sounds like a dumb fuck enforcing some dumb fucking rules.

Still very happy about the laissez-faire attitude Sydney cops have towards bikes. Rarely get hassled, and don’t get looked at twice as soon as you’re out of the inner west.

always have a pre prepared alias that a friend is willing to corroborate…

i can’t afford fines like that, i make fuck all money

Captain Commuter, St Kilda Rd, egging me on from his Merc to break the road rules.

A friend and his wife have this same setup going. sounds like a good idea to save some cash.

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Nah man, babes ask him out all day at his work.
And with looks like his, how can we blame them?

Blakey wandering down Elizabeth street looking forlorn.

Don’t say hi or anything! You missed a coffee date with the Chartist and the Shirtless Wonder.

You were breaking them before I got there, buddy.

Nice day to be out. I had been in Brunswick St for an hour before that (for me, a rare foray north of the river) and I did not see a single FGB out on the road…what’s up with that?

Fixed that for you.

You’ve changed.

They’ve all been relocated to Chapel St.

poseurs don’t ride their FGBs if the weather looks inclement

no its more that we just dont wake up till 12.30/1

wait wait, did i say we…