Can I get fined for NJS-walking my FGB all the way back to Fixroy? Enquiring mind want to know… Or should I just give my name as ‘Brendan Bailey’ (again). 
it’s a different kind of fine, more of a discriminating look than a piece of paper
Dude riding up William St… popped a slow motion wheelie in front of the museum! Black back rim, blue frame orange(?) tyre.
This thread is so Melburncentric that I was about to question your ‘museum’ on William St, then I read you are from Bondi Junction…
Absolute rot! My legs weren’t showing stubble, all bar tape matched saddle colour, and i was nowhere within sight of a triathalon!
Blakey made an error, what is going on in the world???
Fuck that!
Bicycle fines are so bullshit. I mean, we all know how hard it is for us cyclists to begin with, and then they charge you $190.00 for the fucking privilege. The figure seems so disproportionate to the offence.
it’s actually $288… $146 for no brakes, no bell, no reflectors ect. ect.
That’s harsh, especially when my two last bikes were bought for under $70 each.
to the three dudez riding down toorak rd around 6 in their melbourne grammar uniforms
- dont wear ur uniforms whilst riding
- wtf, get some lights!
i was heading off down dandenong road and saw you from the corner of my eye, but three lanes off traffic across, otherwise i would have raced you up the hill
i give mine as ian mackaye, and give them the dischord house address.
did the cop say “i don’t wanna hear it”?
That is gold.
rats, that would have been fun.
AWESOME!!!
^^ across the road from ch2?
I have no idea what CH2 is, but its just up from the corner of collins and swanston. at the toilets on the left, across from Chanel.
ahh, sorry, that what I meant. ch2 is council house2, little collins, not collins.
^ I rode behind the recumbent guy for a while today. I was kinda curious and disgusted
saw some cops cnr of flinders lane and swanston booking these poor chinese tourists today for j-walking. The cop was saying “what…is…your…name…mate” and shit like "you need to spell that out for me with let…ters
while one cop is being a ₪₪₪₪, the other two are standing there and trying not to laugh at the helpless tourists.
scum of the earth man, fucking scum
but then i saw gene on gertrude and my hate subsided.