God damn, all this news of the police is making me dangerously angry.
There was one of them in my kitchen on Friday night. I said “GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE” and he left. It was awesome.
Obviously the coppers have checked the xmas party funds and they’re a bit short, so they’re getting a few extra dollars together.
Pacing with the dude on a silver gazelle SS with white CX tyres ripping through, southbank, docklands and then up footscray road last night.
suppose i’ll ask the obvious question…
why was there a cop in your kitchen if you did not want him there??
That’s another story for another day, my friend.
haha no worries. you have most definitely piqued my curiousity though…
i really enjoyed that blog for 10 minutes and then he went and used the term “Lambo”. anyone who’s too stupid/lazy/bogan/₪₪₪₪ish to say/write “Lamborghini” has no business making references to the vehicle.
gold hillman with shwalbe tyres and dura ace cranks and melbourne uni outside wilson hall.
HMC’s???
silver/chrome conversion with sbc spoke cards at seven seeds. then later at a gallery opening. said hi, think your name was warren?
hi.
If I ever get stopped I want to do something smart like give a false address, or ride off or something… but I won’t cause I’m a pussy.
I did something smart when I got a brakeless fine, I screwed it up and threw it on the ground… Then he wrote me up for littering, I put that one in my pocket and went to ride away, but he made me walk my bike, which i did until he stopped following me then I rode home feeling sorry for myself. Never paid the fines though, and I’m yet to get any reminder notices…
I pretended to be french the last time I got pulled over and was amazed that they let me go.
Either I’m a great actor or their recruitment skips the IQ test, I’d like to think it was the first one.
+1! Pretending to be French requires balls
ive used my spanish and acted mexican to to get out off ticket fines on public transport but on a fixie in melbourne i think i would have less luck
it seems someone has been doing too many stem skids
yerp thats me, not my usual locking place.
^Balls of steel. I’ve always thought about doing something like this but of course meekly accept it. Did he caution you for NJS walking your bike?
I know of someone that was fined for not having a ticket on the tram, when they got off with the inspectors he lit up a cigarette and one of them said “You better not get smoke in my face”, to which he replied “You better not get your face in my smoke”…
rookie mistake. only fuckwits smoke.
can they detain you if you don’t have valid ID?
can they search you for ID if you say you don’t have valid ID?
also, saw p.m at uni, but that’s not a missed connection cos we had a chat about me being soft cos i ride my singlespeed to uni instead of my FGB
Snowflake has 3000 posts, woo-hoo!
(I’ll probably get banned now…)
you own 2 bikes???