Fuck I love Micky Dee’s.
You, sir, are an arsehole.
Talk loudly in elevators.
Slam doors.
Don’t think before they speak.
Put down what they don’t know.
I stepped in dog shit last night.
k o you arsehole!!!
yea, like a bag of flour is kinda delicious.
Was trying to think of some kind of baking analogy, like how flour is bland but bread is delicious, but it just made me feel like an arsehole.
Jeez rolly again, the rant that followed would have been a sight to see.
To clarify thread rules: McKenny states at the beginning that we are to post things that ONLY arseholes do. Any other random, non-related ragging on each other will be deleted. I got like 5 hours sleep last night and my students are being annoying and I’m just dying to take it all out on Fixed.org.
+1 - I slam doors just to be an arsehole. Must be the arseholes around me that make me do it.
Oh wow.
Reserved seating at a cinema is the best idea the cinema industry has ever had.
If it isn’t enforced by the cinema, then you need to enforce it yourself!
People that clarify “Rules”.
Dam the man.
pls don’t. i’m already backed up enough.
Students that come begging for an extension the day an assignment is due.
Students that pay for other people to do their assignments.
Students that ask “is this going to be on the exam?”.
As of twenty minutes ago, people who phone thier bank with no account details…
“Can I give you my name? It’s John Smith”
Then get angry because you can’t find them…
I thought Mr generic was John Citizen?
No, I refuse to do the cinemas work.
Best excuse for DVDs/downloads.
People who make arrangements to use your services, then fail to turn up at agreed time and location. I would have been happy to fix your hub on Saturday morning, much less happy about hanging around for 90 minutes when I could have been doing other stuff and not using $20 in fuel. Just have the courtesy to call and let me know so I don’t waste my time.
Rats that chew a hole in the bottom corner of every plastic container they can find in the shed in order to determine the edibility of the contents. That’s bar oil, not edible, thanks for that. The one next to it was two-stroke oil. Taste similar? That one was latex sealant, cheers. JUST LEARN TO FUCKING READ THE LABELS.
- Joel
best one yet. rats are arseholes.
See a tongue-in-cheek cycling video that you and your friend made which was accidentally set to ‘public’ not ‘private’, and then quickly send it in to the one website that is most likely to publicly tear said video to shreds.