Post things only arseholes / armholes do

[heavymetal]

@JLN_not_ZLTN

My wife thanks me all the time. Because I rule at being a husband.

Samesies.

[SLC]

@chazhutton

Short version: Self-righteous Hospo staff.

Rant Version: You know what? If someone wants to order an idiotic coffee, just make it for them – They don’t give a fuck about your extensive knowledge of grinds, or beans, or how some farmer from Costa Rica that you bafflingly know by name makes the best whatever the fuck in the world. That person who wants their stupid-arse coffee pretty much just wants the caffeine so their bodies can stay awake while they stare at some god-forsaken spreadsheet for the next 8 hours, so put the condescending coffee education lecture you’ve memorised on hold, keep the eye rolls internal, make the guy his ‘really, really hot soy latte’ and just wish him a good day.

[chazhutton]

@rolly

what about people that order strong DECAF long blacks? then what?

oh, in that case they shoulod be shot on site.

[rolly]

@chazhutton

oh, in that case they shoulod be shot on site.

yeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

[The_JAMS]

@rolly

what about people that order strong DECAF long blacks? then what?

i was at Small Block the other week. this woman asked for a really really weak decaf. and considering their coffee is already weak… i had to wonder if she wouldn’t have been better served with a glass of warm water

[John_Kennedy]

@JLN_not_ZLTN

Duly noted. Can I borrow your headset press?

Sure, but you have to carry it in your bag when we ride tomorrow night!

[JLN_not_ZLTN]

@John_Kennedy

Sure, but you have to carry it in your bag when we ride tomorrow night!

Yeah. Maybe I’ll get it this weekend instead.

[chazhutton]

@SLC

What do you care, I thought you were serving me Laphroaig from now on in?

[SLC]

@chazhutton

What do you care, I thought you were serving me Laphroaig from now on in?

just put the Oban 14 in my bag. Thanks for the reminder.

[JP1]

@SLC

just put the Oban 14 in my bag. Thanks for the reminder.

This is getting intetesting

[the_quass]

@JP1

I understand your sentiment, but I suggest you aim higher and expect more of your future prospects than you’ve indicated above. Women are wonderful and can be held to very high standards of all sorts of things, but only if we can find the courage to help (hold) them.

Was meant to be funny. Maybe it wasn’t.

[brendan]

@lokione

Well there you go. SNAP. On a serious note but, Heavymetal, are like 1000 of your 5000 some odd posts just criticisms and “use the search function”. Fuck me mate, recon I’ll post “people who constantly write use the search function” in the things that arse/ass holes do thread. Laugh out loud.

i reckon you’re confusing him and me. i’m the “pls use the search function” guy. because i got a long memory.

let me add to this list then, “folks with long memories.” always remembering shit. obviously arseholes.

[snowflake]

People who, when they make a cup of tea, don’t fill the cup. Total arseholes.

[P_N20]

Refer to their suburb as ‘South Fitzroy’ or ‘SoJo’.

[EzyLee]

I love yoooous.

[rolly]

provide zero funding for bike infrastructure in the state budget.

bailleu - arsehole.

[icecream]

@snowflake

People who, when they make a cup of tea, don’t fill the cup. Total arseholes.

agreed! also those fuckers who don’t stir enough.

[Lemontime]

Say YOLO.

[DICE]

@icecream

agreed! also those fuckers who don’t stir enough.

No for me there’s two types of tea arseholes:

1. the person who is too fucking lazy to remove the teabag before they give it to you.
2. the person who is specific about which cup they are served their tea in. “Oh, I like my tea in the red cup. It has a thin lip.” Thin lip… FFS, I’ll give you a fat lip, arsehole.

[Lemontime]

@DICE

No for me there’s two types of tea arseholes:

1. the person who is too fucking lazy to remove the teabag before they give it to you.
2. the person who is specific about which cup they are served their tea in. “Oh, I like my tea in the red cup. It has a thin lip.” Thin lip… FFS, I’ll give you a fat lip, arsehole.

FoA Tea Snob Club.

I leave the teabag in cause I like to live life dangerously.