I know a guy who leaves the bag in for a while, then takes it out and drops it on the floor.
my justification is that, well…YOLO.
but no seriously, i hate that.
what the fuck is YOLO?
Hey Rolly, have you seen updog?
you only live once?
fuck up dawg 
Detective Rolly is on the case!
I thought it was ‘you obviously lack originality’?
Better
That’s fucking great. I’ve never heard that.
I fucking hate people who use the term Fitzroyalty.
Proper arseholes.
People who always have to be right, when they are definitely wrong, and even after some serious reasoning and being proven wrong, they still won’t accept that they are wrong.
SLC - you should just switch chux’s standard long black order to be decaf, for the LOLz.
People who always have to be right, when they are definitely wrong, and after some serious reasoning and being proven wrong, will then twist the argument so that they are now arguing the same point as you and say “but that’s what I’ve been saying, we’ve been agreeing the whole time”.
it was totally funny! for the record, so was my reply, and maybe it wasnt. we should just hold hands and forget about it!
Another:
People who pee in other people’s school bags and then tell everyone that the owner peed in it themself
JP: I just got funny looks from people at work for laughing loudly about peeing in school bags. A-hole.
Hahaha, JP… what the hell?
You have to tell us this story.
We just ‘nuggeted’ bags at school… peeing in them is some next level shit.
I’m glad I don’t hang out in that area if this is common lingo!