Post things only arseholes / armholes do

what’s up with the one dude who doesnt show the buckle?
is he like the band’s ‘bad boy’ or something? kinda like Donny in NKOTB or AJ in Backstreet Boys?

i bet you also talk to people in the toilet. probably about the fucking maple leafs.

he will be the first to go

what a kent, not showing his buckle

haha, I thought he was a bit of a rebel, and whether he deliberately doesn’t show it.

ZING! Hook, line and sinker.

people who don’t say “safe” after they fart then get upset when i punch them as hard as i can in the face.

Exact same thing happened to me. Total pack of arseholes.

Yeah, I’m that ARSEhole!!!
(sorry)

people who use kent when they mean the other word. not because i’m offended, but because i think FJ should be.

People that talk about their Internet provider / ridiculous download cap / plan whatever like it’s the best thing ever.

People that treat you like second class citizens because you don’t have a Facebook.

but dude, you are.

YOU’RE AN ARSEHOLE.

Take that!

BRILLIANT.

fuck me i lolled at my desk

i litter
i fucking LOVE exaggerating. more than anything in the world.
i queue jump at bars
i often forget to put my headlights on or forget the high beams are on
i love holding the door open for people and letting it go just when they aren’t quite near enough to grab it (i also love pretending i’m pressing the ‘door open’ button on lifts when some chump is running to catch it)
i never picked up my dog’s shit. ever.

how are we even friends??

also, whoever tells BB how to write in caps is most definitely an arsehole

good question arsehole.

absolutely. i think everyone would be fine if we wielded the banstick on that one!

cyclists with obnoxious lights on bike paths.

Arsehole.

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anyone who uses “like” during the conversation not for it’s literal meaning, but more as a replacement for umm or due to their inability to just fucken pause and compose their thoughts.