People who stand right next to the airport conveyor belt waiting for their luggage to arrive so nobody behind them can get theirs - if you actually manage to see it, then give you a dirty look when you force your way through. Just stand a few metres back for fuck’s sake! You will not miss your suitcase!
people who wear those merrel shoes and pop collars on polo tops annoy the shit out of me.
also those fake snakeskin pointy leather shoes.
I think we’ve pretty much covered everyone.
People who hate things I’ve never heard of are total arseholes.
People who mix up ‘is’ and ‘are’. Also, this:
Edit for clarification: Intentional misuse out of laziness, not mistakes.
Seeing The Pogues recently, 2nd or 3rd song into the set, a tall guy shouting into his phone “I’m over here, near the 3rd pylon about 5 m into the crowd etc etc”. It’s pretty packed so we can’t really move around him, then he shouts " Wait a second…look for the light!" then pulls out another iphone - presses some App button and the whole screen lights up like a emergency flare and he starts waving it around shouting 'Can you see me, can you see me". Arsehole.
Drive an Audi.
People who say that cyclists need to pay rego.
Drunk/Drugged Drivers.
The tenant in my investment unit who hasn’t paid rent for the last 5 weeks. Dick. See you at tribunal.
- clients who hassle the fuck out of me to get jobs ready for the weekend, make my life hell and then when the job has been pushed through say “oh, it’s cool i’ll come and get it Monday” or just don’t pick up their phone at all.
*customers at the bar who ask “are you sure you poured a full shot in?” yes i did, it’s vodka and you’ll find it hard to taste under the lemonade and raspberry cordial.
*fuckwits who ask for a “top shelf” whiskey, bust my nuts asking about each and every one and nodding like they are a expert, carry on like a prat then order Jameson and dry.
ftfm
Pretty much anything anyone does with regards to air travel is arsehole-ridden. Standing up and waiting for doors to open the millisecond the plane stops. Jamming the conveyor hall to get their luggage ‘first’. Rushing outside for that desperately needed cigarette, and standing right beside the door.
see you in June… I’ll be drinking vodka and ordering whiskey’s…
haha damn. same thing happened to me and a friend last time Low were here. this one crunt kept screaming “CAT DOG” for no reason. eventually my peace-loving friend turned around and was just like “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT!!!”
Turns out it was this turd from the band Bum Creek, a band who i already hated cos i thought they were a bunch self-consciously ‘out-there’ band of private school fuckwits (side note: their ‘music/performance’ fucking blows).
turns out i was right. the only reason the crunt was even there was cos he obv got a season pass to the arts festival cos his shitty band somehow scored a support for Boredoms.
arsehole’s who misuse apostrophe’s
ftfm too.
fuck dude, you’re making me feel ill
YES! God I hate these!!!
IIRC, the design was original from Diesel but they slowly got copied and watered down till this (Not that I particularly like the originals, but at least they were well finished).
So much hate. Smile peeps!
people that tell other people to smile etc.
-Hate