Boring Confessions

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I love rocks. I’m building gabion retaining walls and I talk to my rocks.

“There you go little fella, that’ll be your home, hope you like it cos you’ll be there forever.” They don’t answer back and and they do as they’re told.

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I still harbor a dream of packing everything in and becoming a dry stone waller

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My Purist water bottle I drink out of at work for 5 or so years has developed a hairline crack in it. We had some good times.

I have totally failed to stockpile toilet paper. By my calculations I have about 50 arse wipes left before things get serious.

My local has empty shelves. Not a single roll to be found

I used to work with a bunch of arse wipes, but I don’t think they would come in handy in this situation.

That said, we’ve had stripped shelves and panic buying since last Friday. Pictures are floating around of people with massive stockpiles of TP, alcohol disinfectant and masks. Luckily, I bought a large pack of rolls a couple weeks ago. Unluckily, it’s allergy season and its starting to get severe.

BC: Yesterday’s ride went a couple of hundred metres outside of my 5k radius and took 8 minutes longer than my 1 hour exercise allowance…

…and I wasn’t wearing a mask. :open_mouth:

calling dan on you brb

Two hours is more than I need midweek.
I’d like to accumulate and use on the weekend

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BC: ive been riding again, stringing together 3 to 4 rides a week. It feels good man. Felt dog shit for a month but now sensations are brewing.

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He’s back!

Fresh mornings and sunny days right now - perfect for long sleeve jersey fully unzipped.

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literally looked out the window about three weeks ago and was like “its happening!”

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Benefits of working from home: had more recycling than the capacity of my council issued recycling bin. After said bin was collected, re-filled bin and put it on the other side of the street for a second collection. This is what living on the edge feels like.

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That’s some suburban flex.

Might have to try it next week

Whatever happened to sneaking out past curfew and dumping it your neighbours bin the night before

Everyone’s is full!

based and redpilled.

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Once when I did that I woke up the next morning to find all my rubbish dumped in my front yard.

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BC: I’m heavily reliant on our neighbours for guidance as to which bins go out.

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