I’m having trouble breathing due to laughing at these.
DO YOU KNOW ANY JOKES ABOUT SODIUM ?, NA | Science Cat | Troll Meme Generator
^ lolling,
I had a stab
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EDIT: yeah…it’s friday arvo and i’m bored.
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Nexus, you win the internet today.
Holy shit Nexus, holy shit.
Wow just wow nexus
haha
i just spent an afternoon shooting science cat between work friends
i wish i could send that and them understand it.
The wife and I went for a drive on the weekend. We pulled into a small town for a bite to eat. While ordering the waitress told us to be careful around the area, as there has been a number of murders. we were shocked a disturbed when she proceeded to tell us that they had found them all with wheat bix shoved up their rear ends. After leaving the cafe disgusted we heard over the radio that there was a man hunt for a cereal killer.
Nexus, you rule, but you spelt Nobelium wrong.
^ That’s because it’s a cat! Cats can’t spell!
Yeah, I figured you’d pick it up Blakey.
I once had a girlfriend who was really into double entendres.
So I gave her one.
Did it hurt?
Q. What do you get when you put a fish and an elephant together?
A. Swimming trunks.
Up in heaven, three great physicsts were playing hide and go seek: Newton, Pascal, and Einstein. It was Einsteins turn to seek, so Einstein closed his eyes and counted to 10 while pascal and newton went to hide. Pascal hid behind a tree, but Newton just stood there and drew a 1 meter by 1 meter box around him on the ground. when einstein was done counting, he opened his eys and said, “Newton, what are you doing? you’re supposed to hide! you’re out!” And Newton replied, “No, you’re wrong, I’m not Newton,I’m Pascal! See, I’m one Newton per square meter! Pascal is out!”
A Jew, a black guy and a gay guy walk into a bar…
What a fine example of intergration and tolerance.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first goes up to the bartender and says, “I’ll have a pint of lager, please.” Each next one says, “and I’ll have half of what he’s having.” The bartender says, “You’re all idiots,” and pulls two pints.
From Stephen Fry’s twitter:
Man goes to doctor.
Doc says “You’ve got to stop masturbating”
Man “Why?”
Doc “Because I’m trying to examine you”
I bought a Bonnie Tyler GPS system. It was rubbish. It kept telling me to turnaround, and every now and then it fell apart.