Very funny… even if you aren’t an archi or a builder!
Comic Sans walks into a bar and the bar man says “sorry, we dont serve your type here”.
this is my favourite joke at the moment…
Q: Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
A: So they ain’t mistaken fur a Liverpudlian women.
Who bought the curry^^^
no one understands your brisbane in-jokes bender.
I don’t get it either…
Also another one I love at the moment;
Andre Villas-Boas calls Fernando Torres his “wonder player”.
When asked why?
He replied “Because every time I’ve see him play, I wonder why in hell did Chelsea buy him?”
My friend just left his job as head of the manufacturing process in the tiddlywink factory. He was really disillusioned and said the whole job was counter productive.
His mate just got sacked from the water bed factory. He can’t work out why because he worked really hard and maintains that every day he pulled all the stops out.
why did the hipster burn his mouth?
he ate pizza/burrito/vegan philly cheese steaks before they were cool…
Oh man, that was terrible.
Oh man, that was terrible.
a friend of mine took her bird to the vet ,layed it gently on the table looking very quietand limp, the vet took one look and told her " i am sorry my dear, your bird has passed, that will be $50". Shocked and distressed she asked the vet " how could he be so sure when all he did was take a look?".
With that the vet walked over opened a red door and and a black labrador walked over put his paws up on the table and sniffed the bird woolfed and went back through the door, next the vet opened another door and a tabby cat jumped up on the table and sniffed the bird meowed and left the room.
the vet now said "like i told you its dead … that will be $350.
Dismayed the woman said why the fuck does it now cost me $350?
“well” said the vet " we did a lab report and a cat scan and as i said your bird is dead.
the jig at the end is the best!
water out of nose… truly endorsed
I keep seeing that on tumblr and not understanding it.
‘Na’ is the chemical symbol for sodium.
So sad about Amy Winehouse dying - Rupert Murdoch says he was touched by some of the messages left on her phone.
What’s got four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck
(first joke my dad ever told me)