When i red the name Benoit I couldn’t help but think of ‘balls’
Benoit - Archer Wiki
I used anecdotal evidence once, and it worked.
(I stole this from somewhere. I think it’s SMBC comics)
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
frowny face
Shiiiit.
I was too busy trying to find any recordings by 1023mb. There’s nothing on bandcamp. I’m going to have to dig deeper.
old bastards on a park bench:
“windy today”
“nah, its thursdy”
“so am i, lets go to the pub.”
it’s my only joke.
Q: How many historians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: There is a great deal of debate on this issue. Up until the mid-20th century, the accepted answer was ‘one’: and this Whiggish narrative underpinned a number of works that celebrated electrification and the march of progress in light-bulb changing. Beginning in the 1960s, however, social historians increasingly rejected the ‘Great Man’ school and produced revisionist narratives that stressed the contributions of research assistants and custodial staff. This new consensus was challenged, in turn, by women’s historians, who criticized the social interpretation for marginalizing women, and who argued that light bulbs are actually changed by department secretaries. Since the 1980s, however, postmodernist scholars have deconstructed what they characterize as a repressive hegemonic discourse of light-bulb changing, with its implicit binary opposition between ‘light’ and ‘darkness,’ and its phallogocentric privileging of the bulb over the socket, which they see as colonialist, sexist, and racist. Finally, a new generation of neo-conservative historians have concluded that the light never needed changing in the first place, and have praised political leaders like Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher for bringing back the old bulb. Clearly, much additional research remains to be done.
My inner sociologist approves
Did lol
Why don’t hipster kids do their paper round at night?
They did it before it was school.
Did you know that Vanilla Ice has his forefinger and his little finger missing?
Eventually he lost his entire hand… now you can check out his hook while the DJ revolves it.
“Brevity is a big factor for me in a stand-alone joke. To get a laugh with the fewest number of words possible. Which is why ‘Take my wife, please’ is such a great joke. The closest I’ve ever come is probably ‘The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.’ ”
Learn more about Jack here: http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/21/magazine/jack-handey-is-the-envy-of-every-comedy-writer-in-america.html?pagewanted=all
Ha haaa ha ha ha ha haaaa…
…I don’t get it.
Henny explained the origin of his classic line “Take my wife, please” as a misinterpretation: in the mid-1930s he took his wife to a show and asked the usher to escort his wife to a seat. But his request was taken as a joke, and Youngman used the line countless times ever after.
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I like the Brendan Rocks joke better
The Past, the Present and the Future walked in to a bar.
It was tense.
three old blokes were sitting on a bench…
never mind.
How do you kill a hipster?
Stab it with a Pitchfork
What do you call a shy, soft-spoken hipster?
A mumblr.
Two hipsters walk into a bar. The first one did it before it was cool, and the second one did it ironically.
What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?
If it wasn’t for you we wouldn’t be in this jam!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
It didn’t have the guts.
Why did the cyclops give up his tutoring job?
It only had one pupil.