There’s no effin wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
hahaha ok, now i get it…
edit - i just tried this on a co-worker, she got it. must be one of those jokes that needs to be spoken out loud…
Like Vincent Lingiari, I know how to wait.
still don’t explain taking the ‘s’ out of safe :-/
i think its a pe-cursor to the punchline…
The other day my sister came off her bike and ended up in hospital. Waiting at the hospital I noted that her brand new boots were fortunately completely unharmed. she said pointing at her bloody jeans “Yea I know! but look at my jeans!” I then asked what was wrong with the jeans. She replied; “I’m not a fan of the cut!”
My life is better because of this thread.
… that wasn’t a joke.
My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that? 2:30am?!
Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed.
At first I was afraid…then I was petrified.
The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst.
So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
That reminds me:
2am, guy hears a knock at his door. His wife creeps downstairs behind him as he carries the cricket bat.
“Who is it? What do you want?” he asks.
“Can ya give us a push?” says a voice outside.
“No, its 2am, get lost” he says. His wife talks him around.
“Come on darling, maybe his car just wont start…give him a push and then he’ll be gone and we can go back to bed” she says.
“Alright then…” the guy says. He opens the door and looks out, not seeing anyone.
“Where are you?” he calls.
A voice replies from the yard.
“Over here on the swing.”
American Healthcare
baaahahaha just tried that on some one
I just tried it out on the gf, lolzzzzzzzzzzz
^ easily one of my favourite jokes ever. Strangely enough, the person you do it to never finds it as funny as you do.
That’s true. All of my friends thought I was a douche after. Good times.
Thread dig.
What do you call a Filipino contortionist?
A Manila folder
What do you call a middle-eastern man standing between two buildings?
Ali
And I got banned for speaking of how a person from north of Australia pronounces their L’s…^^
What’s hypocritical and has tattoos?
Brendan:P
ftfy.
Rawwwrrr
Good thread dig. Lolz today… thanks !