“I’ve always wanted to date a Chinese woman. I thought she was Chinese because of her last name.”-Jerry
“Isn’t that a little racist?”-Elaine
“If I like their race, how can it be racist?”-Jerry
Coffee, water, steam and milk where competing at barista world championships.
Coffee got the gold medal, water was next, then came steam and milk was froth.
Brendan’s not a hippopotamus. Oh wait.
did ppl really get banned by brendan for the jokes they posted?
yes, skippy took a one week holiday. no, i’m not going to argue about it. folks were warned.
Brendan?
Apparantely this is the ‘world’s funniest joke’:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says: “Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: “OK, now what?”
Hmmmm. Will i get banned for posting “The Aristocrats”
Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.” He doesn’t react.
how do you stop the neighbors kids from coming into your yard?
molest them
lol it only just popped into my head “didnt i post a semi-disturbing joke in here the other night when i was really drunk?”
… its gone 
here, have some dad jokes…
Q: how does a man on the moon get his hair cut?
A: eclipse it.
What did the new zealand statue say to the other new zealand statue?
“Stat you bro?”
What do you get when you cross a caterpiller with a parrot?
A walkie-talkie.
groan.
yep, just adhering to brendan’s ‘jokes i can tell at school’ policy.
I’m really surprised there aren’t more architecture jokes considering the content of many of the blogs that get hyperlinked here!
Why don’t architects get into heaven?
Jesus was a carpenter.
What’s the difference between God and an architect?
God knows He’s a great architect. An architect knows he’s greater than God.
Along the same vein but a bit off track. I giggled.
[video]http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/12020199/worksite-trouble?listid=2320455[/video]
I actually laughed out loud at this. amazing
Oh, Joke’s we can tell at School? Well if Eddie says it’s OK…
I was about to say that very few architecture jokes exist - it’s just not a very funny topic, but then that Xtranormal clip just goes and blows that out of the water. So true. Gold. (I’m an architect and my housemate is a builder.)
q: what did the mexican say when he threw his homework out the window?
a: see ya later essay
q: what do you call 2 mexicans under the carpet?
a: underlay, underlay
kept that one to yourself I see…